gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

do you ever sit alone in your room and think “man if someone attractive burst into my room I’d bang them so hard right now”

dietchola:

IT GETS ME EVERY TIME

hoo dis

h0llo:

minccinorris:

the best fucking vine video ever

I’ve watched this 12 times and its so funny the little lady

napoleonbonerhard:

best-of-funny:

napoleonbonerhard:

napoleonbonerhard:

i literally cannot convey how long I laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob

i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career

X

best-of-funny get the fuck off

laughingsquid:

What If Vine Made a Commercial For Vine Using Vine

It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day

hipstaa-pleazz:

didney-worl-no-uta:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

I died when he said “Stop smiling.”

When their wives are laughing as they’re screaming in pain omg

what if jellyfish made car alarm noises if you touched them instead of stinging you

hohokev:

why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact

why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean

why dont jellyfish rule the world

clotpole-prince-arthur:

Anne and I just decorated our graduation caps and I’m so pleased with mine.

knickity knock here comes my cock

wwworldwide:

lets split up ga