im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
do you ever sit alone in your room and think “man if someone attractive burst into my room I’d bang them so hard right now”
IT GETS ME EVERY TIME
the best fucking vine video ever
I’ve watched this 12 times and its so funny the little lady
i literally cannot convey how long I laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob
i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career
best-of-funny get the fuck off
Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
I died when he said “Stop smiling.”
When their wives are laughing as they’re screaming in pain omg
why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact
why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean
why dont jellyfish rule the world
Anne and I just decorated our graduation caps and I’m so pleased with mine.
lets split up ga