stuartsometimes: scarlettshazam: stuartsometimes: why are boy clothes so much better Clothing doesn’t have genders. It is clothing. I literally can’t even make a fucking text post without getting a social justice blogger down my throat I AM SO ANNOYED WITH TUMBLR there is a boys section and there is a girls section why are you arguing with me
Mars: I had to explain to this girl today what an OTP is
Me: How'd that go down?
Mars: I told her 'one true pickle'
nignog-skeleton: sirderpington: nignog-skeleton: corn-of-the-gods replied to your post: omg fucking mars O_O she keEPS DRAGGING HER HAND UP AND DOWN MY BACK AND MY ARMS AND MAKING SLUPRING NOISES AND MAKING HER HANDS LIKE SUCTION-CUP TENTACLES AND SHIT AND I FEEL EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE SHE JUST STUCK HER HAND ON THE BACK OF MY THIGH AND WENT “firefox has a new add-on” fhasbdfkjafdh...
in other news ria just smacked me across the face with a croissant
nignog-skeleton: corn-of-the-gods replied to your post: omg fucking mars O_O she keEPS DRAGGING HER HAND UP AND DOWN MY BACK AND MY ARMS AND MAKING SLUPRING NOISES AND MAKING HER HANDS LIKE SUCTION-CUP TENTACLES AND SHIT AND I FEEL EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE SHE JUST STUCK HER HAND ON THE BACK OF MY THIGH AND WENT “firefox has a new add-on” fhasbdfkjafdh ifCUKNIG CAN’T I CANNOT DOES THAT MAKE...
Cosmo sex tip #7007
dicksturbia: As he’s about to cum, bring his penis to your mouth, squeeze it, and say “doot doot”.
nignog-skeleton: effington: No no no no no no no
kuragehime: pr0tagonistic: ...
xxalwaysafterxx: Remember that episode of Teen Titans where Mumbo turns everyone into animals and Beast Boy’s all, “LOL I ALREADY DO THAT” so Mumbo turns him into a lamp.
i am really legitimately terrified of romney winning the election i’m british and i’m terrified. i’m greek and i’m terrified i’m brazilian and i’m terrified i’m german and i’m terrified i’m polish and i’m terrified i’m portuguese and i’m terrified im from outer space and i’m terrified
lunasparks: allfalld0wn: bear-hugs-for-you: wait wait okay, nemo in latin means nobody…so the real name of the movie is finding nobody…so that means nemo wasn’t even real but just something that was part of marlin nemo’s dad’s imagination. He just unintentionally made up nemo to cope with the loss of his wife and his almost children. and around the world there was the sound of small...
tyrannia: in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there
error-of-love asked: Hey you! I will stick a toilet brush up your butt if you don't reply to this!! щ(ಠ益ಠщ) ಠ_ಠ 凸(｀△´＋）
jackspersprite: countfrankula: i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come: this is my black friend with duct tape on her mouth this was her after ripping off the tape and this is her after she found out i was taking pictures
stonecoldstevenyeeeeaaaah: vandalic: notcayleb: chaosghost: Funny that you folks seem to have so much problems with “the oppressor” Despite the fact that his oppression is the reason you sitting comfy in front of your laptop with your smart phone in your lap in the AC and not running around in the Serengeti hoping some hipster buys a pair of Toms so you can have clean water or whatever ...
when someone compliments what I’m wearing I’m just like
majora: bradyoungblood: majora: if you didnt cry when axel died in kingdom hearts 2 you dont have a heart neither did he
my life is just one big awkward text post with 0 notes
me: my mom was out partying and getting laid at my age and I'm here with a sprained wrist from marching band.