August 2012
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enteijesus:
eyeslikeglass:
baconvibes:
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Everytime THEY Touch (my fangirl edition)
kagenosbutt:
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lovelynobody00:
fangirlable:
ninth-realm:
“‘Cause every time they touch I get this feeling,
If they ever kissed I swear I would die,
Fell into this ship so fast,
I want this to last
Love my OTPs.
Cause every time they touch I feel this static,
And when they get too close ,my squeals are so high
Want this to be canon so
I won’t let this go
Blog about them every...
Hiddleston: Good evening, sir.
Cumberbatch: Delightful breeze, isn't it?
Hiddleston: Delightful indeed.
Cumberbatch:
Hiddleston: EHEHEHEHEH.
Cumberbatch:
Hiddleston: I'm sorry, sir.
Cumberbatch: Sorry.
Hiddleston: I'm sorry, sir.
Cumberbatch: Sorry.
Hiddleston: I'm sorry, sir.
Cumberbatch: Sorry.
Hiddleston: I'm sorry, sir.
Cumberbatch: Sorry.
Hiddleston:
Cumberbatch: I had a shpider
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After giving her that good dick
nicoosuxx:
how do celebrities just date normal unfamous people like where do they meet and how do they talk like does the normal person just say “hi i’m a huge fan of your music” and they bang or what
how does that work and where do i sign up
((Signal Boost))
otakucouture:
If you get a message like this from the “FBI”
DoNOTI repeat doNOTfollow these directions and give these people money. This is a scam this is not the FBI.
I got this up and I was scared as shit, I looked up if this was real on my phone and it’s actually quite simple to remove.
1. Restart your computer in Safe mode.
2. Go to start and find System restore
3. Restore to a...
if i worked at subway i’d wink suggestively every time a customer asked for a footlong
i like to think of my followers as a giant conga line and im at the front and whenever i get a new follower they receive a grass skirt and coconut bra and join the conga line and we all have a great time
I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck I am.
I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck me please.
I mean, fuck me.
I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you think I want sex.
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“I’m not racist, I hate everyone!”
me: omg yes this is one of my favorite songs ever
other person in the car: talks through the entire song
popeyeschicken:
“one time I put fireflies in my butthole to make my farts glow”
Honestly the truest and most inspirational thing I have ever heard
s4ls4:
mrsspencereid:
it’s kind of ridiculous that we have to work our asses off for 13 years in school just to work our asses off for another 2-8+ years in college just to work our asses off in a job that we probably don’t even like, when we were born on this earth without a choice and i for one certainly didn’t sign up for that
this is seriously all i fucking think about
eriksens:
healthypenis:
remember that girl you called whore? she gets paid to have sex because she likes sex and money. that boy you called faggot? he loves dick up his ass. that girl you called fat? she eats more than your family together because she wants to. that guy you called poor? he is poor because he’s too busy running a blog to find a job. that old woman you made fun of on the street? she is just...
pkshitstorm:
not-quite-snow-white:
How scary would it be if there was a mod for Amnesia that uses your mic, and your mic would constantly be on, so if the monster is looking for you and you are hiding, you have to be quiet, otherwise the monster would hear you and come in your direction because it hears you.
It would be pretty close to impossible!
don’t give those fuckers at frictional any...
An Animated Family
juniorcaptain:
I was rewatching The Hunchback of Notre Dame when I realized that Kevin Kline was the voice of Phoebus. Kevin Kline also voiced Tulio in The Road to El Dorado.
This has led me to conclude that Phoebus
is the father of Miguel.
Miguel fell in love with Tulio, in part because of the voice that reminded him of his dad’s
and, as we all know, Miguel and Tulio had a son
but...
July 2012
Midnight in Paris
Hemingway: You'll never write well if you fear dying. Do you?
Gil: Yeah I do. I would say its actually my greatest fear.
Hemmingway: Well its something all men before you have done, all men will do. Have you ever made love to a truely great woman?
Gil: Actually, my fiance is pretty sexy.
Hemingway: And when you make love to her, you feel true and beautiful passison, and you, for at least that moment, lose your fear of death?
Gil: No, that doesnt happen.
Hemingway: I believe that love that is true and real creates a respite from death. All cowardice comes from not loving or not loving well, which is the same thing. And when the man who is brave and true looks death squarly in the face like some rhino hunters I know or Belmonte, who is truely brave, it is because they love with sufficient passion to push death out of their mind until it returns as it does to all men. And then you must make really good love again.
npeg:
Si Tu Vois Ma Mère