ragefulsylph: bipch: “if homosexuality is natural why has it only become prevalent within the past hundred years” #let me direct u 2 ancient roman buttfucking
in the year 6057
historian: over the last few years we have explored most parts of the prehistoric "the internet" and have come across a gathering of young adults called "tumblr".
historian: we discovered a large amount of "slash" which has lead us to believe that 99% of 21st century humans were homosexual. we do not yet understand how the species managed to surivive
historian: we also uncovered a never before seen language on "tumblr". Words and phrases such as "omg", "wat", "this shit cray" and "yolo" have been deciphered, but more complex sentences such as "dslfajsdlj no stop i can't evensldfjaldjaf" have yet to be understood
If FF.Net is trying to get rid of smut they must have found that Blues Clues fic where Steve was having impure thoughts about Blue.
nuggits2: did you know if you say bloody marry 3 times in the mirror at 1am your mom will tell you to shut the fuck up and go to bed
fetusparty: why was your bucket on top of our door? why was you door under my bucket?
solidmercury: bruisebanner: princeofkokoros: what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’ #clint barton
lellolamb: people who only ship canon couples.