May 2012
synnesai:
asiraiparthenopaeus replied to your post: Karkat groaned
I CANT BREATHE
my fucking face when
FUCK HAHAHAHA
snoipahkat:
RUNNING FOR YOUR LIFE from SHIA LABEOUF
johndavesexual:
fun fact did you know that hell’s national anthem is actually a five year old playing ‘hot cross buns’ on the recorder
STOP SCROLLING.
I love you and I hope your day is going well.
OKAY. CONTINUE.
idiotvegans:
bendybaps:
i went to the bathroom and decided to go in the shower while olivia was still in there and i had all my clothes on and i was only able to get half of my body in before she noticed and screamed like fucking hell
what has my life come to
this isn’t the first time she has fucking done this
Cosmo Tip #300
foreheadtittaes:
Compliment your man’s “sharp” outfit by telling him that it can puncture the hull of an Empire class Fire Nation battleship, leaving thousands to drown at sea
because it’s so sharp
hiddlebumz:
cosmo tip #247
during intercourse, embrace him and softly whisper “are you feeling it mr. krabs?”
something nice back home: problems I have with... →
rampantmanhood:
“Picture to Burn”
So go and tell your friends that I’m obsessive and crazy That’s fine, I’ll tell mine that you’re gay!
Pretty self-explanatory.
“You Belong With Me”
But she wears short skirts I wear t-shirts She’s cheer captain And I’m on the bleachers
sail0rm0on:
mynamekyle:
some teenage girl reblogged that gif and said she hated his hair
girl, he’s getting his dick sucked by a guy
I can guarantee he doesn’t care what you think about his hair
April 2012
basedgosh:
i don’t need to rearrange the alphabet because n and o are already together
