Had an argument with your mom
and you overhear her on the phone telling people her version of it.
- Mom: Your brother said you had un-christian like things on your blog.
- Me: Uh...yeah?
- Mom: Like what?
- *thinking* yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi....
- Me: Uh...curse words.
- Mom: Why?
- Me: Because it's MY blog?
- Mom: ...Don't you get any conviction from that?
- (In my head: pffft. no.)
- Me: Sometimes.