Gratuitous Gif post!
heyfunniest: I haven’t ate anything since last year: I haven’t showered since last year: One hour ago seems just like last year: I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year:
A letter to the signs:
Aries: Stop talking so much, no one cares.
Taurus: Stop being so cautious about everything, it's a turn off.
Gemini: Stop acting like you know about everything, you don't.
Cancer: Stop letting people walk all over you, you're more than that.
Leo: Stop craving the attention you know you can't have, it's annoying.
Virgo: Stop being such a homebody, go out and have fun.
Libra: Stop being so indecisive, it's gone on far too long.
Scorpio: Stop being so mean to people that love you the most.
Sagittarius: Stop searching for lover and lover, let them come to you.
Capricorn: Stop working so hard for just one day and learn to forgive.
Aquarius: Stop being so cold towards people's feelings, please.
Pisces: Stop worrying yourself and crying over tiny little things, don't let them see you like that.
zxciii asked: I miss you Mars. Just said the same thing to Ria, but it's still true. I really need a hug right now for no discernable reason.
When you accidently click on something scary. →
I'm jealous of my parents because I'll never have...
Mom: Tell him "maybe if you and I mixed genes...nah." We gotta find a way to tell him without being creepy.
Me: The way you're saying it makes me feel like you're telling me to tell him "MAYBE IF YOU AND I HAVE KIDS I'LL HAVE ONE THAT IS COOL."
Green is not a creative color
babyminaj: ruining your childhood one song at a time
boobsfornewyear: sundaes: thecolortheskyoughttabe: carlosmvalles: hoodfabxoxo: -bornthisway: vaginacellphone: acidwashqueen: yokobyo: bornthiswayboy: the-gagasm: Thank you so much for your the love you have sent me tonight. It means so much. I’m not sure if I’m going to wake up in the morning. But I just want to say how much the monster family and Mother Monster mean to me....