December 2011
zxciii asked: NO. I'd rather listen to something else.
zxciii asked: I'm not into stars.
zxciii asked: Ikr. I make being gay awesome. And penises drawn on peoples' faces. I make those double awesome.
error-of-love asked: Mars ! Bring your Mustache tomorrow >:3
The differences between puberty. →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
When girls go through puberty:
When boys go through puberty:
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November 2011
zxciii asked: That wouldn't be about me, now would it? Cuz i'll kill that bitch.
When my mom tries to make me feel like a herectic...
I’m just like
zxciii asked: Oh fucking lawdy. Marsy, u so silly.
zxciii asked: Why the fuck is it that you happen to post about nude computer sitting and spinning penises when tumblr won't let me ask you anything? Also, LOLUJELLY
I know I'm gonna regret that post someday.
Today is just not that day.
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I wish I had a shlong to wave around in the nude...
Lettin’ it slap my thighs and shit…
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Sittin' naked at my computer because clothes are...
SO imagine Loki's hair...but like, to his...
Thas mai herr right nao.
zxciii asked: Your sex drive, it entertains me what with its push start.
zxciii asked: Stop being tired and entertain me.
YOUR HEARTS A MESS, YOU WON'T ADMIT TO IT. IT...
zxciii asked: IT'S DEPRESSING ME MARS, I JUST MIGHT CRY
zxciii asked: YOU HAVE NO LIVE PROFILE VIEWERS MARS
Martial arts class, math homework, AND social...
TOO MUCH FOR ME.
Is it bad when I can smell your hands before you...
Seriously wash that shit, yo. You smell like you wiped your asshole with your hands and then farted on them.
whatiswrongwithmen
When you ask for a bite and they say, "no, you can... →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
Pitying Fools Everyday. →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
I wonder what Harry Potter would be like if they all lived in the ghetto…
H-Diddy.
Ro’nald.
Hermioniqua.
Drug Lord Voldy.
Dumbledizzle.
Snoop.
And then they’d all hold their wands sideways.
Wingah-dium levio-cut cho azz.
Avada kedavizzle.
Accio slicer.
Aguamentkoolaid.
oh my God…. :)
SNOOP.
reeana:
never a point in time when these gifs are not valid
I rofl’d.
Anonymous asked: Pssst, hey Mars. Heeeeey. Mars. <3
Anonymous asked: Bitch, you ain't alice, gtfo with that daydream shit
Anonymous asked: From that fun little doujin. C'mon Mars, keep up.
Anonymous asked: Is it wrong that I expected/wanted sex/rape?
Anonymous asked: MARS STOP BEING DUMB. It's apparently time to play doctor.
Anonymous asked: Because you're a girl. OR DID YOU LIE ABOUT THAT!?
Anonymous asked: Wait, how can you not know? STOP BEING A PRUDE MARS!
Anonymous asked: I know for a fact that new books do not smell like male orgasms. I have no choice but to assume the female orgasm smells like new books, based on your response. I'm okay with this.
zxciii asked: Do you like the smell of a new paperback book? When I say book, I mean the actual pages of the book.
