I’ve been single for about a year now, and I was perfectly fine with it. Happy even. Now…NOW I SEE COUPLES EVERYWHERE. T__T And I want my ex back. We were so perfe—-Oh god….ononononononononono I didn’t mean to turn this into an emo thread wtf kbai
When I grow up, I'm going to have my first kid read the Harry Potter series and convince him that he's a wizard, too, and he'll receive his Hogwarts letter when he turns eleven. Sure enough, on his eleventh birthday he'll check the mail to find the letter (written by me, obviously) and in the fall, I'll take him to King's Cross, point him towards platforms nine and ten, and not say a word as he collides into the pillar.